JESSE: I have terrible, terrible, and I still do… I have terrible separation anxiety. So much so when I was in first grade, I cried every day, really, without exception… every day. So much so that the bus driver every Friday, if I didn’t cry everyday that week, would give everybody candy, on Friday. So every Friday you’d hear like from two blocks away, everybody chanting on the bus “Don’t cry Jesse, don’t cry Jesse!”… and that’s how we knew the bus was coming.

Is it a little bit weird that I chant this to my friends when they need cheering up? Even when they’re not actually called Jesse…

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